|
Funny Inspirational
Quotes:
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes.
Jack Handy
Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
Borrow money from pessimists-they don't expect it back!
Did you know that dolphins are so intelligent that within only a few weeks of captivity, they can train Humans to stand at the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
Education is what you get from reading the small print. Experience is what you get from not reading it.
Everyone is gifted. Some open the package sooner.
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!
In Order to get the handsome prince, you have to kiss a lot of toads.
It’s funny- the people who want quiet are always the loudest getting everyone else to shut up.
Keep smiling - it makes everyone wonder what you're up to.
Money may not buy happiness, but it can sure buy you the things that make you happy.
Never forget a friend, especially those that owe you.
Chinese Proverb
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is 'uncopyrightable'!
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
When the blind leadeth the blind, get out of the way.
You can't have everything, where would you put it?
Back
to Inspirational
Quotes of the Great
|
